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FUCK BUFFET
We hate Jimmy Buffet.

I'm with you! I'll partake and do nothing but fart into a talkbox if you'd like.

I should be a bout a buffet full of all the food you can fuck (apples, big macs, pizza, etc.)

That's kind of what I was thinking. Or Fuck Buffet!, as in fucking the greased manhole of ol' J.B. himself as the highest act of pleasure. Especially after he smokes some of his kind bud with you.

Growing up in the dirty south FLA, I was surrounded by FUCKING PARROT HEADS!!!!
those people are the worst...Aside from the occasional set of rich, white lady tits...
Drunk, rich people grinding on each other all sunburned and wearing Tommy Bahamas...
FUCK!

When I first saw the name of this thread, I thought you meant, "Fuck Warren Buffet", you know, the CEO of Berkshire-Haddaway. Kinda like, "Fuck the rich!"

LOOK AT THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE

I'M PROTESTING THIS SONG ON BEHALF OF ALL THOSE THAT DON'T EAT MEAT!
FUCK BUFFET!

Oh, no. Don't tell me you've become one of those PETA vegans! Lol!

I've never been a super huge fan of Jimmy Buffet myself (it seems like his music is geared toward yuppies waiting for the day they can retire and become drunken bums but rich enough to where they don't have to bum for shit). This song definately isn't one of his better ones, mainly because the beginning always reminds me of a bad contemporary gospel song.

Do I hate Jimmy Buffet? No, but I wouldn't take off my sucky night job to go see him play a free show close by.